October 12, 2012

• Buyers Shall Be Rewarded

  Let us face it, that we are in difficult times all around, so as we enter Christmas, Hannukah, and a season where we want t706o remember friends with small gifts, I am once again making the offer that those who purchase Pinkhoneysuckle and who provide me with a receipt; You will be rewarded with small gifts which you can use for Holiday Giving.  I have a supply of jewelry and cosmetics which are mainly for women and girls, but boys of all ages have Moms and Sisters, and all you have to do is to provide to me a mailing slip.  I have lipliners, eyeliners — lipsticks — eye shawdows, and I have many little necklaces, most guaranteed to not be sterling or gold, but they are not rusing.  I have gold colored chains to put charms on, and I promise that as long as you show me a proof of purchase, and if you make your purchase of, “PINKHONEYSUCKLE,’ FROM Amazon, Create Space, or Xanga, then you are will receive your prize in time for Christmas giving.  For those who purchase more than one, “Pinkhoneysuckle,” from me, the author, Barbara Everett Heintz – Present Home Office at 706 Sanchez Street, San Francisco, California – 94114;  I guarantee your gift in time for the Holidays.

  Is this a sophisticated way to sell books; Not in my opinion!  But I know the value of moving books on, and you will not be sorry with the small gifts which I send to you.  I fear your only choice is cosmetic or jewelry as to the median which I send to you. I guarantee you that not one thing which I send out will be used.  Some of you will be thrilled with the choces;  And some of you will immediately decide that you do not like your little present.

  But this is an offer for all persons living in the Continental United States.  It is true that I can keep up with accounting and numbers.  You will wonder, in some cases, how I can afford to send anything, but again; It is such a hard time to sell books anywhere, so I think we have to be creative.  The brands of make up are all drug store brands.  The brands of jewelry are whatever you want to call them once they are in a box or bag; But if you have been thinking of purchasing my book;  This is your chance, and I think when you compare what I send you with the cost you would get stuck with in another situation, then you are going to say;  “This lady is a Lunatic, and she is not going to make anything on her book like this.  I also have little tea bag sachets which gentlemen may prefer;  BUT THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO PURCHASE A GIFT, AND TO GET SOMETHING WHICH TURNS OUT TO BE THE BEST LITTLE SURPRISE YOU HAVE IN A BASKET TO GIVE FOR THE HOLIDAYS OR TO USE FOR YOURSELF.  THIS OFFER IS NOT AVAILABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER  AGE SIXTEEN… YOU, BY ACCEPTING THE GIFT ARE ACCEPTING THAT YOU ARE FULLY IN CHARGE OF KEEPING IT AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN.  ALL JEWELRY SHOULD BE CONSIDERED NOT TO BE ALLOWED IN THE HANDS OF CHILDREN WHO ARE NOT OF A RESPONSIBLE AGE OF 8 years of age.

  This is all for fun, and you would not believe what I pay for my own books much less to offer gifts in return, and the more you purchase the better the gift.  I guarantee you nothing, but I will enjoy sending you something for the purchase of my book.

  Pinkhoneysuckle is not only about the loss of southern farms and the agrarian people along the Appalachian trail.  It is a love story, a story of hope where one woman makes it out of a life which few could have lived.  It has history, especially of the mid 20th century, and thus far those purchasing the book appear to be overwhelmed with the story told.  So it is your chance to purchase.  I promise a reward which is suitable for adults or adult supervision.

  Again, the jewelry is not anything which will turn your body green, though if you get a rash; Again, with my apologies, but some is even marked that it contains no nickel.

  ARE YOU READY TO SHOP FOR THE HOLIDAYS AND TO BUY A BOOK WHICH TELLS A STORY BEYOND BELIEF — PLUS A GIFT FROM ME.  THE ADDRESS TO SEND ME YOUR RECEIPT IS ABOVE; AND APOLOGIES ARE OFFERED TO DISASTISFIED CUSTOMERS, BUT I AM DOING MY BEST TO JUST SEND YOU A SMALL THANK YOU THAT ACTUALLY SOLD FOR REAL MONEY.  Thank you, and again;  For each book, you will receive some prize.

  Thank You, and Let Us Have A Little Fun.  You will be the winner when you match the prices , not to mention what I will pay in postage.

  Thank you.  Thank You . Thank You.

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